Everything you wanted to know about swinging... but didn't know to ask!

Why Join The Upside Down Pineapple Club?


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    Learn about the lifestyle from the comfort of your home.

    I designed this course, because I wish something like this was available when my now ex-husband and I were thinking about swinging!  There is so much to learn about this lifestyle, and the only way you could learn about it was to go to a swing club or lifestyle event and see for yourself.  This course empowers singles and couples to make informed decisions, minimize risks, and how to make the most (or least) of this lifestyle.

  • 2

    Avoid high pressure and embarrassing situations.

    This course is designed to help you learn everything you need to know about swinging so you don't find yourself being pressured by a couple who wants to have sex with you and your partner before you're ready, and now you've exposed yourself to a potentially embarrassing situation.  In this course, I cover what you need to look out so you can see high pressure and potentially embarrassing situations ahead of time, and take the right steps to avoid them.

  • 3

    Save thousands of dollars on food, drinks, and travel.

    In this module, we'll discuss what you and your swinging partner need to look out for in profiles and in person so you don't spend your precious money and time on a couple that isn't ready to play or doesn't show. 

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Here's What You'll Get!

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History & Terminology

Get to know your hostess, Traci aka The Dominatrix of Ditties, voted Top Female Entertainer of the Year for The Lifestyle by The Annual Lifestyle Awards.  She shares her wild story of how she became acquainted with "the lifestyle."  We'll review the framework of what you're going to learn, a brief history or swinging, and Swinger Lingo (terminology and definitions).

Swinging:  Pros & Cons

In this section, you'll learn at least 10 reasons why people are attracted to the Swinging Lifestyle.  There will also be a discussion on the Pros and Cons of Swinging, as well as what makes a great lifestyle person or a couple.

Know Thyself

In this module, we'll discuss what you and your swinging partner need to discuss before you jump in the sack with another couple.  We're going to discuss what it is each of you are looking for, as well as the importance of communication before, during and after your swinging experiences.

Slut Shopping

Where are the Swingers at?  This module will go over 5 great places to meet swingers, and the subtleties you need to know about how to meet these fun people.

Black People Matters in the Lifestyle

Chocolate Rooms, The Plus One Guys, Mocha Men:  these gentlemen have played an interesting role in the lifestyle fulfilling one of the top three fantasies; interracial sex.  I'm in the process of putting together an all-star panel where you can ask your questions about black men and couples in the lifestyle, how the Black Lives Matter movement affects the lifestyle, and any other questions you may have.

BDSM and 50 Shades of WTF Was That?

Bondage, Discipline, and Sado-Masochism?  There's a dungeon...what the hell for?  Many swingers have found themselves not understanding what happens here, so in this module we'll go over the basic aspects of BDSM and how to conduct yourself when you're in a dungeon.

Presenting Your Package

You get 30 seconds to make a good first impression, so let's learn how to make that first impression a great one!  Learn how to conduct yourself online and in person so you get more opportunities to turn people "on" instead of turn them "off."

Deflower, Shower, and F*ck Ups

You got the play date...now what?  We'll discuss play date boundaries, rules, etiquette, and manners.  It's time to put on your best behavior and make sure you're the first one asked to play again down the road.  What if things aren't going like you thought they would?  The other couple is fighting, they're into stuff you're not, someone touched you in a way you didn't like, and you want out!  We discuss ways to get out of any situation.

Bonus #1 Reconciling Your Faith With The Lifestyle

Can you be a good person of faith and still enjoy Swinging and BDSM?  Can ethical non-monogamy and faith co-exist?  Answers to these questions and more will be answered in a historical dialogue about ethics, hosted by a pro-lifestyle, retired minister.


Screw It or Boo It?

Any swinger will tell you how they spent hours chatting up a couple...only to find out they weren't swingers!  No more!  Learn my 5 Magic Questions and never wonder again if someone is DTF (down to f*ck).  You'll also learn how to interpret their verbal (and non-verbal) answers.  Once you've determined this single/couple is for you, I teach you 3 of the sweetest ways to ask for a play date.  Watch your dance card magically fill up!

STDs, STIs, and Other Acronyms

Of course...every discussion on sexual encounters needs a quick primer on STDs and Covid.  It's important every person investigating this lifestyle knows the risks, understands the consequences, and how to protect themselves.

Bonus #2

Lifetime Access to All Content!

That's right!  You'll have access to the educational content forever via our exclusive membership site.  Enjoy links to swinger cruises, swing clubs, places to buy clothing, articles on swinging, and much more!  Any content added along the way is yours too.

Meet your hostess!

Hi!  I'm Traci.

Welcome to The Upside Down Pineapple Club!   These videos are designed to help anyone who is thinking about getting into "the lifestyle" or into "the lifestyle" already avoid embarrassing and costly mistakes.  There is so much to this lifestyle, and yet so few people are willing to tell you about it because they're afraid of the negative stereotypes of being judged "a swinger" by their family, friends, and co-workers.  Someone needs to set the record straight...so I've made this my job!  For the last 11 years I've been entertaining while educating nudists, swingers, and BDSMers about the funny that IS this amazing lifestyle.  I've traveled all over the world to perform at swinger, nudist and BDSM events, and I've learned A LOT.  I worked as a self-employed sales professional for over 20 years, a comedian for 18 years, and currently as a Certified Hypnotist and Hypnotherapist that specializes in helping swingers, nudists, and BDSMers get past their blocks so they can fully enjoy this rewarding lifetyle.  I've been collecting my tips and tricks to navigate this lifestyle for years, and now I'm presenting all of it in these videos.  You'll learn everything you need to know to approach this lifestyle in a respectful way, so you can avoid the duds and find the studs...while saving yourself hours of time and thousands of dollars in travel expenses and drinks.  
No more couples that don't look like their pictures.  No more chatting couples that aren't ready to play. 
No more endless emails. 
No more cock blocks.
Get ready to ROCK!

 

Is this Course Right for You?

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WHO THIS IS FOR?


  • Those who are curious about The Lifestyle, Swinging, Nudism, and/or BDSM

  • Those who are looking to get started in The Lifestyle, but don't know where to start.

  • Those who are already in The Lifestyle, but not getting the results they want.

  • Well-adjusted singles and couples who are looking to have a little more fun.

WHO THIS IS NOT FOR?


  • People with no sense of humor.

  • People who think swinging is evil and the Devil's work.

  • People who are not cool.

  • People who don't have sex organs.

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Testimonials


Craig

Lutz, FL

Traci is AMAZING!

Traci is AMAZING!! Our paths had crossed a couple of times and her energy intrigued me. I was in a situation that triggered extreme negative memories and reactions dating back to high school (a LONG time and 2 lengthy marriages ago) so I thought of her and hoped that Hypnosis would help……did it ever!! Traci helped me overcome most of my barriers in one session and has helped me and my marriage in ways that can only be imagined.

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