Welcome to the comedy home of...
Traci Kanaan
The Princess
of Parodies
Dominatrix of Ditties
The Princess of Parodies evolved from 2002-2008. Playing piano since she was 2, Traci began doing comedy...blah blah blah
The Dominatrix of Ditties is a nationally touring musical comedian that “whips” up laughs with sexy, refreshingly unique, and fun musical comedy shows about the swinging and BDSM lifestyle.
The show is a collection of her experiences, many of which will be shared by you: becoming a nudist, getting into swinging, deciding between soft swap and full swap, being straight vs. being bi, experimenting with BDSM, all while hiding this secret life from her family and friends!
Listen and laugh while she shares her sexual experiences that span private encounters, swing clubs and conventions, house parties, dungeons, and cruise ships – all with hilariously disastrous results!
A Musical Comedian Unlike Any Other
For 12+ years, Traci toured the world entertaining swingers, nudists, and BDSMers. A favorite at nudist resorts and swinger cruises, she shared her lifestyle stories via jokes and song parodies played live on a keyboard or piano. Here's a sample of the show she did on The Bliss Cruise in March 2017.
Classically trained pianist that just f*ckin' snapped.
Used her $60k degree in music to sing dick jokes.
Traci's mother once said she wished Traci had done drugs, so she could have some explanation for her behavior.
Top Female Lifestyle Entertainer
of the Year in
2015, 2016, 2017, & 2018
as voted by The Annual Lifestyle Awards.
Comedian
Traci began doing stand up in 2002, and has performed all over the world. She's taught other comedians to embrace their own funny.
Pianist
A classically trained pianist that f*ckin' snapped, Traci used her degree in music to babysit swingers and drunks for 18+ years.
Singer
A traveling School House Rock for swingers, Traci sings about her crazy-ass lifestyle experiences, letting others know they aren't alone!
What is Traci Kanaan doing now?
When Covid hit, it wiped out her performance schedule. With no end to the quarantine in site, she decided to pursue her other love, Hypnosis. Instead of making people feel good for an hour, she makes them feel good for a lifetime.
She is now a rising star in the field of Erotic Hypnotherapy, thanks to The Lifestyle.
She teaches others how to combine her love of comedy with her love of hypnosis, as the creator of The Hilarity and Hypnosis Approach (HAHA!)
She has been a guest presenter at Hypnothoughts, the largest hypnosis conference in the world three times now.
Get access to Dominatrix of Dittie
You need a laugh and you'd like to see The Dominatrix of Ditties again, but there aren't any shows on the schedule. Consider getting access to Traci Kanaan's Comedy Vault! Traci video recorded many of her shows throughout her 18 year career as a stand up comedian, and now those shows are available to you. Not only will you get LIFETIME ACCESS to those shows, you'll also get the following:
Full Bliss Cruise Show from March 2017
Naughty In Nawlins Show from July 2019
Access to shows and open mics did BEFORE she was The Dominatrix of Ditties
Personal moments and journeys Traci experienced.
TV appearances and Movies the DOD appeared in
Recordings of Traci's music compositions from college, and other songs she's written
Testicle-monials
Here's what some of The Dominatrix of Ditties fans had to say...
Ken S.
SLS eXchange Takeovers
What an amazing show! She totally rocks the house! One of the best lifestyle performers we have ever seen. Don’t miss her show. She’s absolutely hysterical.”
SLS eXchange Takeovers
She is extremely talented! Her musical talent is phenomenal as she weaves funny stories, comical songs, and jokes seamlessly. She is very straight forward and direct. We think she is awesome!
Nina Hartley
Porn Star & Sex Educator
The Dominatrix of Ditties has a deft, light, delightful, naught, and insightful window into kinky sex fun. She had me laughing through the whole set (the one @Viagra was worth the price of admission). It’s rare that a ‘civilian’ performer gets the humor and silliness of having sex for either a living or a hobby. Bravo!”
Ron Jeremy
Porn Star
Hair like Chewbacca.
Funny.
SLS eXchange Takeovers
We caught this lady’s act on the Bliss cruise this year, and we laughed so hard we couldn’t breathe! She says all the things that you were too polite to say int he lifestyle, and the she adds a bunch of humorous songs – definitely a can’t miss show!”
Richard
Hub City Select
We love the DOD. She's funny AF. Hey...wait a minute...where the Hell is my Crown Royal?
Be a Traci's Kanaan Comedy Vault Member!
Thanks to Covid, the Dominatrix of Ditties is on a performing hiatus. The only way to see her comedy is to become a Double D Elite member, so you can get lifetime access to the following content:
Dominatrix of Ditties Shows
See complete shows from Bliss Cruises, Naughty in Nawlins, and Temptations Cruises
TV and Movie Appearances
The DOD has had several TV and movie appearances, see them ALL here,
Music Compositions
A modest collection of Traci's compositions from college, piano journals, and other moments of musical madness.
Before She Was The DOD
Traci's earliest comedy moments...from Open Mics. See her transformation from bombing at open mics to performing for 1000+ people on a swinger cruise.
Personal Moments
Personal videos of her pets, vacations, and other weird shit she does when she's not being the DOD.
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